Stay more..

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone.
His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!”
His wife says, “Stay more to the left.”
After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?

Who Should Make the Coffee?

Two guys are driving down 5th…