The Picture Diet!

A married lady, visited her elderly parents’ home.

When she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in two-piece bikini.

Lady: Mom, what’s this?

Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat.

Lady: Is it working?

Mom: Yes and No.

I’ve lost 8 kilos, but your dad has gained 20…!!!

I’m The Boss!

The guilt!