July 2012

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  • Driving home

    Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: – Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: – You good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you? […] More

  • Haven’t I seen your face before?

    – “Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. – “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter.” – “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!” More