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  • Big Nuts

    A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard and proceeds to ask the class if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat. Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, “By fur Miss?” The teacher replies, “Not quite right Mary, but a good try.” Meanwhile all during […] More

  • Flowers Again

    As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John’s noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. “You in trouble with Jill?” the friend asked John. “Nope!” was John’s reply. “Preventive maintenance.” More

  • The Barber’s Wife

    This guys sticks his head into a barbershop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looks around the shop and says “About 2 hours”. The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”. […] More

  • Soap And Water

    After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. “Have these dishes ever been washed?” Tina asked, running her fingers over the grit and grime. Jim […] More

  • Waaay too drunk…

    A pub’s closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the […] More

  • Students’ behavoiur in different Classes

    1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams. 4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn’t attempt it. 7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions. 11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks. 12th: Which exam is tomorrow? College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there’s an exam […] More

  • Idea

    Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok. Girl: Going to night clubs too. Boy: Ok. Girl: and watching soccer with your boys too. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying you. More

  • Little Johnny revenge

    While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny┬ákills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as […] More

  • Secret of Long Life!

    The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.” The boy replied, “My […] More

  • Bellboy

    Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. […] More