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  • Message Delivered!!!

    Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” After a while he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary […] More

  • Cockroaches

    Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches? Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it. More

  • Blind Man is Here

    A Nun was taking a shower one day and she heard the door bell ring, she yelled “Who is it?” And the person ringing the door bell yelled, “I’m the blind man.” So the Nun got out of the shower and wrapped her hair in a towel, she didn’t bother putting a towel around herself […] More

  • Team Spirit

    At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes. “So,” the coach continued, […] More

  • Pretending

    There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.” So, the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her […] More

  • Twenty Bucks

    A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’d never been with a h00ker before, but he decides what the hell it’s only twenty bucks. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it’s […] More

  • Parking Spot

    A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said: “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give […] More

  • Nurse’s Revenge

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to […] More

  • Disciplining

    A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder […] More

  • The Innocence of Children

    A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trip to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as […] More

  • Life After Death

    A couple made a deal that which ever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. Mary… Mary…. Is that you Fred? […] More

  • Barbie

    A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?” “Well,” she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the […] More

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