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  • Disciplining

    A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder […] More

  • The Innocence of Children

    A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trip to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as […] More

  • Apples

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of […] More

  • It’s Empty

    Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.” The next day, the pastor was over at Emily’s family’s house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe […] More

  • A Birthday Wish

    Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. “Please God send me a new doll for my birthday.” Her mother, overhearing this, said, “Don’t shout dear, God isn’t deaf.” “No, but Grandad is, and he’s in the next room,” Sonia replied. More

  • Lost boots…

    There was a little boy in kindergarten. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, “I can’t find my boots.” The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots. “Are these […] More

  • Golly, it worked!

    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his […] More

  • Come to visit us

    The school bus driver stopped to pick up a kindergarten student. The bus driver saw an older woman hugging the boy as he left his house. When the boy stepped on the bus, the driver asked, “Is that your grandma?” “Yes,” the boy said, “She’s come to visit us for Thanksgiving.” “How nice,” the bus […] More

  • But poor Mom..

    When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place. “It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room… But poor Mom is still in with Dad.” More

  • When I was your age..

    A grandfather asks his grandson: “How old are you?” The grandson replies: “Five”. Grandfather says: “When I was your age I was six!” More

  • My mum told me..

    One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises. He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam. So, both boys decided to stay and watch her. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t […] More

  • Daddy’s Hair

    Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother. “He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness. Or she was until Johnny […] More

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