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    Fourth Husband

    A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died.” “Oh, how terrible! […] More

  • Code word

    There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday, from the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone had committed adultery would say […] More

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    Message Delivered!!!

    Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” After a while he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary […] More

  • Stop Fooling Around !

    A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous. Every time the door opens he jumps. Every time there is a noise he cringes. The bartender after watching this for an hour finally goes over and asks, “What’s the matter with you?” “Well I received a letter today that said if I didn’t stop […] More

  • Lost at Sea?

    Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes […] More

  • Roaches

    Customer: Do you have and roaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 roaches? Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it. More

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