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  • Hot new doc

    Dirty Harry went to a new doctor, only to find that the new doc was a good looking blonde female. He gaped at her and then felt embarrassed. The lady doctor said, “There’s nothing to worry, you are with a professional. I have seen it all before, just tell me your problem and I will […] More

  • Eating Right

    A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, “Doc, I’m just not feeling well.” The doctor replies, “Maybe you’re not eating right.” More

  • Nurse’s Revenge

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to […] More

  • Dentist

    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him […] More

  • Why are you crying?

    Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you crying?” The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.” The second one asked, “So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?” The first guy replied, “No. Not […] More

  • Six months to live

    “Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned silence for several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically announced that he had no medical insurance. “I can’t possibly pay you in that time,” he said. “OK,” the doctor […] More

  • Break the News Doctor!

    Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her. “Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,” […] More

  • College Pride

    A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweat […] More

  • A pain in the leg…

    An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can’t find anything wrong, so he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can’t come up with any possible explanation for the […] More

  • Question to dentist

    Dorothy went to visit her dentist with broken teeth. While she was seated on the dental chair, she asked the dentist, “Before you start working on me, I have a question. Will I be able to play the Saxophone when you are done?” The dentist replied patiently, “Of course you will!” Dorothy exclaimed , “Oh […] More

  • Two psychiatrists

    Two psychiatrists had taken the evening off to have some fun and are enjoying a ride on a bike. They have an accident and one of them, who had taken a bad fall, in grievously injured, with cuts, bruises and a lot of bleeding. The other sits by his side and asks, “Do you want […] More

  • Always on Call

    A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said the friend. ‘I’ll be right over,’ whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, ‘Is it serious?’ ‘Oh yes, quite serious,’ said the […] More

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