November 2013

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  • Broken fence at the White House

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures […] More

  • God will save me..

    There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said, “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied again, “No God […] More

  • A Good Smoke

    Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, “I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?” “Why don’t you ask the rabbi?” says Jim. Bob sees the Rabbi and asks, “Rabbi, is it permissible for me to smoke while I pray?” “No, you may not. That’s utterly disrespectful to our […] More

  • A Cell Phone Wedding

    Did you hear about the cell phones that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.   More

  • New Technology

    I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me? “Whereisthespacebar?” More

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