March 2014

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  • The fire truck game

    Him: Lets play the fire truck game Me: OK, how do you play? Him: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop Me: Ok *few seconds later* REDLIGHT! Him: Don’t you know, Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights More

  • The Magic Wand

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. “Make three wishes,” she told her mother, “and I’ll grant them.” Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested a cure for […] More

  • In Fifty Years

    Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. ‘I would like my grandchildren to say, ‘He was successful in business’ , declared the first man. ‘Fifty years from now, ‘said the second, ‘I want them to say, ‘He was a loyal family man’ . Turning […] More

  • The Old Drunk

    A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yess, Preasher… I ssssure […] More

  • Newly Married Bride

    Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law. She said, “I am the home minister as well as the finance minister of this house. Your Father in law is the Foreign minister of this house. My son, that is your husband, heads the ministry of demand and supply and […] More

  • Most Wanted!

    Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives […] More

  • Family Finances

    A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.” More

  • Nine In A Room

    In Budapest, a man goes to the priest and complains, “Life is unbearable. There are nine of us living in one room. What can I do?” The priest answers, “Take your goat into the room with you.” The man in incredulous, but the priest insists. “Do as I say and come back in a week.” […] More

  • You’ve got mail!

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again […] More

  • Teacher said

    In class, the teacher said, “I shall write a sentence on the blackboard. Find the error.” She wrote, “I did not have very happy holidays.” “What is the mistake Henry?” Henry thought. “Perhaps you needed a boyfriend.” More

  • Daring Husband

    A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother.” (A big round of plause & laughter) A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said […] More

  • Corruption Case

    At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” […] More

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