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The Parable of the Seagull

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. “Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked. “He died and went to heaven,” she replied. The child thought for a moment and said, “And God ... Read More »

Wicked Mathematics!

A Jamaican wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. “Here is your first question”, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” the Jamaican says, “Dat is easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree ... Read More »

The Laboratory Rabbit

A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots, fat lettuces and sighed with pleasure. “This is life!” he exclaimed. “So you are going to live with us?” asked the others. “I wish I could but I ... Read More »

A seat like that

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John’s seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he ... Read More »

You aren’t Sterile!

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket. He took one step forward just so he could ... Read More »

School fund

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that ... Read More »

Chinese Products!

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, “I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!” A family member pulled her aside and asked, “What did you know?” She replied, “That, Chinese products don’t last long!!!” Read More »

Family tree

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.” The confused girl returned ... Read More »

Playing Doctor

Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?” “Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!” Read More »

Beer Machismo

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said “Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please.” The bartender gave him the drink. Then the Budweiser President orders, “The King Of Beers — Budweiser.” The ... Read More »

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