September 2014

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  • Wicked Mathematics!

    A Jamaican wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. “Here is your first question”, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” the Jamaican says, “Dat is easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Ave you got […] More

  • You aren’t Sterile!

    A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket. He took one step […] More

  • Family tree

    A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race […] More

  • Birthday Party

    For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription: “You are not getting older. You are just getting better.” Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, “Just put ‘You are not getting older’ at the top and ‘You are just getting better’ at the bottom.” It wasn’t until the […] More

  • Do you play?

    While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient’s shins were covered with dark bruises. “Tell me,” said the doctor, “do you play hockey or soccer?” “Neither,” said the man. “My wife and I play bridge.” More

  • Falling on Deaf Ears!

    Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!” The other Buddy says, “When my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.” “How do you do that?” says the […] More

  • Husbands nicknames

    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their se x lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does.” Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally […] More

  • Witnessing Childbirth

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and […] More

  • Corruption

    At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” […] More

  • Kids, what does..

    Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!” More

  • Knock knock

    Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.” The second lady says, “You think that’s […] More

  • Magician

    A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head […] More

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