May 2015

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  • Stay more..

    A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left.” After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car – […] More

  • Who Should Make the Coffee?

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here so […] More

  • Footsteps

    While going out for a ride with his young daughter, a doctor notices the little girl playing with his stethoscope. He becomes excited, thinking “My daughter is going to follow in my footsteps!” The girl speaks into the stethoscope like a microphone, “Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?” More

  • Two factory workers were talking..

    Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off fromwork.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?” said the other one. He proceeded toshow her…by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked […] More

  • When I Was Your Age …

    The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. “Nothing much, Pastor,” replied one boy. “We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.” “Boys, boys, boys!” he scolded. “I’m shocked. When I was your age, I […] More

  • Consciousness

    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but something happened. I’m trying to […] More

  • Fig Leaf Found

    A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one. He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that […] More

  • One of Life’s Lessons

    While preaching about forgiving ones enemies, the preacher asked for a show of hands of those who were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation raised their hands. The minister continued his lection and again asked for a show of hands. This time, 80 percent of his congregation raised their hands. Not […] More

  • Not For Sale

    A picky lady customer at a Supermarket’s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. “Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please,” the picky lady says to the saleslady. Silently the sales lady serves the picky customer. “And three kilo of […] More

  • Dentist

    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him […] More

  • Raffle prizes…

    Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti […] More

  • Dumb Blond

    There was two dumb blonds that was walking down the street and they find a mirror and one of them picks it up and looks in it and says that face looks familiar. then the other blond takes it from her and says duh its me. More

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