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I’ve been insulted

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?” ... Read More »

This world..

The geography teacher was upset when her least-motivated pupil failed another test. “You never study,” she chided. “What are you waiting for?” The pupil replied, “Grandpa says the world is changing, I’m waiting for it to settle down.” Read More »

Hearing problems

An elderly retired gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear better than he had ever heard before. One month later, the elderly man went back again to the doctor. The doctor said, ... Read More »

Some advice

An 8 year-old was giving his kid brother some advice as the younger one was about to go off to school for the first time: “Don’t learn how to spell ‘car’, because if you do, after that the words just keep getting harder and harder.” Read More »

Vacation in Jamaica

A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell ... Read More »

Two Italian friends

Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, “Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?” Geno replies, “Hell no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that.” Roberto says, “OK, so tell me, what about a woman with ... Read More »

That Was Short

A woman had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow,” said her husband, “that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the wife. Read More »

Miss you!

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…” Read More »

Little girl curiosities

A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish. Her mother thought for a while and then said, “I’ve always done it that ... Read More »

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