Bad news

A man sat in his attorney’s office.
“Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked.
“Give me the bad news first.”
“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”
“That’s the bad news?” asked the man, incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”

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