A man was carpeting his living room, and once finished, he couldn’t find his pack of cigarettes. Then he saw the lump in the middle of the carpet. He decided he didn’t want to pull up the new carpet for one pack of smokes, so he took his hammer and pounded the lump flat.
His wife came in the room just then and handed him his cigarettes.
“I found them in the kitchen,” she told him. “Now if I can just find our pet hamster.”