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  • The Cab Ride

    A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out from behind a bush, opened the back door of the cab and demanded to be taken to the airport. The cab driver kept looking back at his passenger in the rear view mirror, and […] More

  • Law Class!

    The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was outraged. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student then replied, “Okay. I’d tell him ‘I hereby give and […] More

  • Burns

    A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns on his legs. He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the […] More

  • Need a Break!

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. Santa, my co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending […] More

  • The End is Near!

    A local priest and a local pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he […] More

  • Highly Religious Horse

    There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks […] More

  • Golly, it worked!

    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his […] More

  • Three Kinds Of Men

    There are three kinds of men in this world… Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened??? More

  • Come to visit us

    The school bus driver stopped to pick up a kindergarten student. The bus driver saw an older woman hugging the boy as he left his house. When the boy stepped on the bus, the driver asked, “Is that your grandma?” “Yes,” the boy said, “She’s come to visit us for Thanksgiving.” “How nice,” the bus […] More

  • Who’s Kidding Who?

    (Grandpa) “Honey did you know that kids these days don’t put their tooth under the pillow for the tooth fairy? What they do is take a digital image and upload it to the toothfairy website they then get paid in bit coins.” (Grandma) “Dear, you’ve been talking to your grandson again and he’s pulling your […] More

  • Idea of marrying..

    A young man proposes marriage to his sweetheart. The girl replies, “If I marry you, will you promise to give up smoking?” “Yes, I will,” came the reply. “And drinking?” “I will give up drinking as well.” “And going to the club with your cronies?” “Yes, I will.” “And what else will you give up […] More

  • Thank you!

    A teenager who had just received her learner’s permit for driving offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination. “Thank you!” said the mother as she got out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief. “Anytime,” her daughter replied. As the mother closed the door […] More

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