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The same question

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra €50 in on your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received? The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.” When he asked the ... Read More »

Partial disability

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” the interviewer asks. “Yes, I was a Marine,” responds the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I ... Read More »

New secretary…

A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.” “Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?” “Neither, He’s bald.” Read More »

I Want This Done Right

A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you know how to operate this thing?” he asks. “I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right.” “Sure,” the other man answers. “Just put the paper in ... Read More »

Work Phone

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use home phone, I use my work phone. Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone. Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone. All of them shocked and together looked at ... Read More »

The boss

The boss of a major manufacturing facility was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning, he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day, when he returned from lunch, he found ... Read More »

One day an employee came in to

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!” “Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “They called back!” Read More »

I Love My Job!!!

If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail ... Read More »

The boss ordered one of his me…

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn’t be needed. “Fill ‘er up,” he ordered. The worker did as he’d been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn’t get all the dirt packed ... Read More »

Tipsy secretary

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the incident to her. Later in the evening, he was driving his wife to a restaurant when he noticed a stiletto-heeled shoe half-hidden under the passenger seat. Gripped with terror, he took advantage of a ... Read More »

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