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  • Best Credit Card Offers?

    A lady got a call from a bank…. Hello Mam! We are offering you credit card with best deals!!! 1. No annual charges. 2. No interest on balance for three months. 3. Big credit limit. 4. No penalties for over spending. Smart reply by the lady: No thanks… I don’t want a credit card. I […] More

  • Growing Wild

    Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it. He goes to […] More

  • Two Old Drunks

    Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an ere_ction, I couldn’t bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, […] More

  • Nude Beach

    Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in thewater. The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…”the bigger […] More

  • The robbery

    Two friends, Jim and Paul are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on, Jim slips something into Paul’s hand. Without looking […] More

  • Feels good

    A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: “Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels good.” The next day […] More

  • Investment Lesson

    A Boss hired a good looking and attractive secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office. Police: Who was there at that time in the room? Secretary: I was there. Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide? Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought […] More

  • Perfect Girl!

    A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman… I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.” “Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.” “Yes, there was a […] More

  • Color

    A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made. When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said “White”. The tailor was a bit surprised by this, and said, “Excuse me, I don’t mean to pry, but since white is the color traditionally worn by a […] More

  • Anger versus Exasperation

    A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.” With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at […] More

  • Stay more..

    A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left.” After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car – […] More

  • Driveway

    A couple pulled into the driveway after their first date. The guy leans over and gives the girl a long, slow kiss. While he’s kissing her, he quietly unzips his pants, takes her hand, and puts it on his penis. When she realizes what it is, she screams, jumps out of the car, and yells […] More

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