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  • Golly, it worked!

    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his […] More

  • How many times?

    A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few drinks, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored […] More

  • Friend call

    After being with a new girl all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on […] More

  • Brown eyes cheat

    A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said, “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?” “No, I didn’t know that,” The man replied. “So what color are your wife’s eyes?” asked the friend. The man replied, “I’m too drunk to remember. […] More

  • The first one

    The farmer’s daughter was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. “I’m afraid you’ll get the wrong idea about me,” she said between sobs. “I’m really not that kind of girl!” “I believe ya,” her date said, as he tried to comfort her. “You’re the first one,” she […] More

  • Why ?

    A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husband says, “Honey, now that we’re married, it’s okay for me to see your body. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?” She opens her robe and lets her husband see her naked body. And he says, “You are so so […] More

  • Three girls at once

    A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent.” The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with […] More

  • I tried..

    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperṃ count.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as […] More

  • Have a dream!

    -Do you have a dream? -Yes I do. I’d like to quit drinking. -Well, do so. -Suppose I do, then what? How can one live without a dream? More

  • Waiting…

    Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. “You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?” “I’m waiting,” Jon said. “Waiting for what?” asked Jim. “Waiting to catch her […] More

  • Dancing

    A husband takes his wife dancing. They notice a guy on the dance floor living large, break dancing, moon walking, backflips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago, he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!” More

  • Unusually deep

    A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, “You have an unusually deep vaġina.” The woman replies, “You don’t have to say it twice.” The doctor says, “I didn’t.” More

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