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Public speaking skills

The veteran politician, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, “O, O, O, O, O.” An aid quickly ran over and told him, “That is the logo sir.” Read More »

Great team

Coach: We have a great team this year. So far we have had no losses, no draws and no goals scored against us. Reporter: How many games have you played? Coach: The first one is next Sunday. Read More »

The Rules of Good Sportsmanship

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?” The boy nodded in agreement. The coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t ... Read More »

Pray and Hit

A young man and a priest are golfing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole, my son?” The young man says, “An 8-iron, Father. How about you?” The priest says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.” The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on ... Read More »

Women And Golf

2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i’ll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her life, like a shot straight down the faraway. She screamed fore at the top of her lungs ... Read More »

Tennis lesson

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says “OK, just grip it like you do your husband’s member”. After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, “Wow that’s great. Now ... Read More »

WC Teams’ Report Card

Comparing World Cup teams with Academics Performance. India: A unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying ‘Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan.’ South Africa: A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams. Pakistan: ... Read More »

Golfing Lessons

The new golfer asked the pro, “How much for a golf lesson?” “They’re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000.” “Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson yet offer a series for only $150?!” “If you expect to learn golf in one lesson, you’re expecting a miracle. And if you’re expecting a miracle, you should ... Read More »

Dumb fishermen

Two dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake. After fishing for hours at various spots and catching nothing, they decided to try one more time before calling it quits. Suddenly, fish started biting and they caught their limit inside of 20 minutes. “Hey, we should mark this spot so next time we’ll know where to fish,” the ... Read More »

Special golf ball

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. “Are you sure?” the friend persisted. “What happens if you lose that ball?” ... Read More »

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