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The Rules of Good Sportsmanship

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?” The boy nodded in agreement. The coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t ... Read More »

Pray and Hit

A young man and a priest are golfing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole, my son?” The young man says, “An 8-iron, Father. How about you?” The priest says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.” The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on ... Read More »

Women And Golf

2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i’ll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her life, like a shot straight down the faraway. She screamed fore at the top of her lungs ... Read More »

Golfing lesson

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?” “Yes,” the golfer responded. “Did you happen to hook your ball ... Read More »

Golfing Talent

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. The first guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and asks, “What did I do wrong?” The pro says, “Loft.” The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, “What did I do wrong?” The pro ... Read More »

Dumb fishermen

Two dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake. After fishing for hours at various spots and catching nothing, they decided to try one more time before calling it quits. Suddenly, fish started biting and they caught their limit inside of 20 minutes. “Hey, we should mark this spot so next time we’ll know where to fish,” the ... Read More »

Mark the Spot

Two men are out fishing and they are having great luck. They are catching so fast, they have to go back early. “This is so great,” says the first guy. “We should mark the spot so we can come here again.” “You’re right,” replies the other guy who then dives over the side and paints a big X on the ... Read More »

Rider

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked: “How did your game go? The first lady, a brunette, said she had a good round … making the comment that she actually had 25 riders. The Pro was a bit perplexed not knowing what a “Rider” was. ... Read More »

A seat like that

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John’s seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he ... Read More »

Not The Smartest Sports Fan

After football fans in one particular city were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.” “What’s your word?” the host replied. “Bored out of my mind,” said the caller. Read More »

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