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  • Swipe

    Working at a small office in the countryside, I found my colleague Katy put a credit card into her floppy drive and then pulling it out in an instant. Bewildered, I asked what was she up to. Her answer gave me the creeps. Katy replied she was shopping on the net and the website was […] More

  • You’ve got mail!

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again […] More

  • Great Writer!

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […] More

  • Simple Explanation!

    The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened ?” she asks anxiously. “What happened! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what […] More

  • Computer Nerds

    A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, “COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED – ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He enters and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells […] More

  • Free Wife!

    A Pakistani tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in Dubai and orders a top floor suite. The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression, he asked her: You said their will be a free wife in every room why I have not got mine. The receptionist says, […] More

  • Statistics

    John (reading a newspaper): Hey, Pete, guess what. According to recent statistics, 87% of young people have backache. Pete: Really? And how about the other 13%? How do they do in order not to have backache? John continues reading for a while, then he says: They don’t have computers. More

  • Blonde’s connection down

    A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. “That’s OK,” says the blonde. “Why don’t you check it and forward me what I got?” More

  • A Cell Phone Wedding

    Did you hear about the cell phones that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.   More

  • New Technology

    I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me? “Whereisthespacebar?” More

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