Papa mole

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said,
“Mmmm, I smell sausage!”
Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said,
“Mmmm, I smell pancakes!”
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said,
“The only thing I smell is molasses.”

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