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  • Super Computer

    The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This”, he said, “is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it”. At which a […] More

  • Technical fault

    A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he […] More

  • Consulting the Experts

    The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. “Can someone look at my computer?” I asked. “The hard drive crashed.” “We can’t just send people down on your say-so,” said the specialist. “How do […] More

  • Kindly propose !

    Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he […] More

  • Great Writer!

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […] More

  • Simple Explanation!

    The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened ?” she asks anxiously. “What happened! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what […] More

  • Computer Nerds

    A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, “COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED – ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He enters and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells […] More

  • Statistics

    John (reading a newspaper): Hey, Pete, guess what. According to recent statistics, 87% of young people have backache. Pete: Really? And how about the other 13%? How do they do in order not to have backache? John continues reading for a while, then he says: They don’t have computers. More

  • Blonde’s connection down

    A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. “That’s OK,” says the blonde. “Why don’t you check it and forward me what I got?” More

  • A Cell Phone Wedding

    Did you hear about the cell phones that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.   More

  • New Technology

    I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me? “Whereisthespacebar?” More