2013

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  • Miracle Doctor

    A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. “Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I […] More

  • Blonde’s appendicitis

    A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.” More

  • Bird brained

    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; “Dat”s Dem”. The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere”, says Mick, “Put dem in a pepper bag” The shopkeeper […] More

  • Blonde’s connection down

    A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. “That’s OK,” says the blonde. “Why don’t you check it and forward me what I got?” More

  • Sports fishing!

    While sports fishing off the Malabar coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?!” “No,” the man hollered back, “They ain’t been around for years!” […] More

  • Drunk and arthritis

    A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple […] More

  • Bad Boomerang

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick. More

  • The Boss

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The […] More

  • Crow Kills!

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to […] More

  • Poor lawyer

    One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter`s there, and when they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question. To the teacher, he says, “What was the […] More

  • Knife Juggler

    A music hall entertainer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light and, on the back seat of the car, the policeman spots a whole set of knives. He ask the man why he has them – doesn’t he know it’s against the law to carry knifes? The man explains that the […] More

  • Dinner Date!

    A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his […] More

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