October 2014

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  • Are X-Rays Bad ?

    Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead. “Oh, no!”, cried the lab technician, “Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiation!” “What does that mean?” asked the worried young man. “It’s serious,” replied the technician. “All your children […] More

  • How you do it

    As the bus pulled away, Janet realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off- duty bus drivers surrounded her. One of the men handed over her pocketbook, two […] More

  • Special golf ball

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. “Are you sure?” the friend persisted. “What happens […] More

  • Success

    A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. “Screw me or climb the ladder to success,” she said. No contest, thought the man, […] More

  • Hospital Rules

    Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly […] More

  • The Cleaning Bill

    Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extreamly drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over his shirt. He looks at his buddy and says “My wife is gonna kill me when I get home,this is a brand new shirt! His buddy looks at him […] More

  • Saving Life

    A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” The young man blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics […] More

  • Terrible news

    This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. His lawyer says: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad news first,” he says. “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars,” his lawyer informs him. “That’s the bad news?” asks the man incredulously. “I can’t wait to […] More

  • Great News

    The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man said. The policeman said: “We have some bad […] More

  • The Wooden Ball

    An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can’t get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek […] More

  • Exactly like The MOON

    One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class. Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Little Johnny? Little Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon. Professor: Wow !!! What a choice… So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon? Little Johnny: No, no… Professor: Oh, […] More

  • Organic

    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “The produce guy looked at me and said, “No. You’ll have […] More

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