2014

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  • Lying Neighbour!

    In Court the Judge says to a double-homicide defendant. “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your Mother-in-law to death with a hammer.” The voice in the back of the courtroom […] More

  • A Child’s Prayer

    While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child’s voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child’s words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet. “Why are you saying your […] More

  • I Love You Too Much!

    On the New Year eve I was sitting with my wife on the deck, enjoying a glass of wine. I said, “I love you so much, I could not live without you.” My wife said, “Is that you or the wine talking?” I said, “It’s me talking to the wine.” More

  • Circling Sharks!

    Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking? Another educational story about parents teaching kids. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with […] More

  • The interview

    Always self conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Bob would interview a future employee, he would as him “what do you notice different about me?”. If the employee would mention his lack of ears (which often they did), it would be a for sure “no” for the job. However if the employee would mention […] More

  • A Blonde’s Complaint!

    A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Ma’am?” said the librarian looking up at her. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible.” Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked, “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and […] More

  • A Letter To Dad

    A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: […] More

  • Doctor, are you sure?

    “Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.” “Dont worry, it wont happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.” More

  • Why I Fired My Secretary

    I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,”I’m another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, “Happy birthday, dear.” All smiles, I went […] More

  • Responsibilities

    Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible.” More

  • Ear Ache

    A blonde brought her baby to a doctor. After examining, the doctor right away determined that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for eardrops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it. Several days […] More

  • Baby Feeding!

    A man is sitting next to a woman who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus. The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, “If you don’t suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me.” The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the threat. […] More

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