2016

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  • Reasonable woman

    Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, […] More

  • Dear God…

    Dear God, so far today, I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped, and I haven’t lost my temper. I haven’t been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I’m really glad of that! But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on, I’m probably going to need a lot […] More

  • Picky Beggar!

    Wife: I hate that beggar. Husband: Why? Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook! More

  • Two Geniuses

    An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin: “What I most admire about your art… You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.” “It is true”, answered Chaplin, “but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what […] More

  • The doctor and the plumber

    A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous, I don’t even make this much money!” The plumber replied, “Neither did I when I was […] More

  • The Nervous Surgeon

    An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t […] More

  • Shopping in London

    Paddy & Jimmy were walking along a street in London. Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, “Suits Pound 5.00 each, Shirts Pound 2.00 each, Trousers Pound 2.50 per pair”. Paddy said to his pal, “Look at the prices! We could buy a […] More

  • It’s gonna start!

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!” She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick! Bring me another beer! It’s gonna start!” This time […] More

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