Last week Putin received a coded message, reportedly from Ukrainian Parliament.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Putin was stumped and asked his Prime minister what the message could mean. The minister was totally stumped too, so they passed it to the top russian programmers, who spent 2 days trying to decipher it. Knackered, the programmers sent it to the Secret Police.
The Director of the Police suggested Putin should turn the message upside down…