Darling, remember 25 years ago… I had a rented one-room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep beside a 25 yr old beautiful girl.
Now I own a luxurious bungalow with, 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and a Porsche, servants… but I sleep with a 50 yrs old woman.
Wife: Don’t worry… Just find yourself a 25 yrs old beautiful woman… and I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and a cycle.