A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday night. He awoke very ill and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper. The bellhop was gone a long time.
When he returned, the drunk remarked, “It must be hard to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday.”
“There was no trouble with the whiskey,” replied the bellboy, “but it’s tough finding a Sunday paper on Tuesday.”