On a trip to the mall, a couple agreed to split up, visit their favorite shops and meet up again in an hour and a half. So while he visited the bike shop and the sporting goods store, she concentrated on the biggest clothing store.
When he met up with her ninety minutes later as arranged outside the clothing store, she was carrying a dozen bags filled with clothes.
“I don’t believe it!” he exclaimed. “Have you really bought all that?”
“Well yes,” she replied. Then gesturing towards the interior of the shop, she added: “But look at all the stuff I’m leaving behind.”