A Friendly Sale

I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $30 apiece. I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked him to watch them for me.
“Sure,” he said, “but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?”
“Try for more, but I will accept $15,” I said, and left.
When I returned, my tires were gone. “How much did you get for them?” I asked excitedly.
“Fifteen dollars each.”
“Who bought them?”
“I did!”

A Wife’s Patience

A New Breed of Elephant