A student cheating

A teacher caught a student cheating on his Botany exam and brought him into the principal’s office.
“Miss Smith,” asked the principal. “How do you know Johnny was cheating?”
“Because,” replied Miss Smith, “I found that he had 7 flowers tucked inside his jacket and a bunch of pollen up his sleeve. This makes me very concerned about tomorrow’s exam and what he might use to cheat on that. So I thought I’d better inform you of this now.”
“What is tomorrow’s exam?” asked the principal.
“Sir, it’s an anatomy exam,” replied the teacher.

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