All I want is a beer

One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: “Gimme a beer.”
The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: “Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in trouble?”
The boy glanced back at her and replied: “Maybe later. Right now all I want is a beer.”

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