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  • Hobbies of Husband

    A woman went shopping, At cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked, “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied, “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today… The story […] More

  • Marriage vs Love

    Love is holding hands in the street, Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant, Marriage is a take-home packet. Love is watching a movie on a sofa, Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. Love is talking about having children, Marriage is talking about […] More

  • Dr`s Receptionist

    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my d*ck,” he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded office and say things like that.” “Why not? […] More

  • Too Many Mistakes

    Johnny’s English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Johnny handed in a poor paper. “This is the worst essay I have ever had the misfortune of reading,” ranted the teacher. “It has too many mistakes. […] More

  • Getting Married!

    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease. When they came to the question, “Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?” There […] More

  • Change of Mind!

    Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over. Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?” “What do you mean, […] More

  • For my husband

    A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for my husband,” she tells the clerk. “Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk. “Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!” More

  • Golfing Lessons

    The new golfer asked the pro, “How much for a golf lesson?” “They’re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000.” “Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson yet offer a series for only $150?!” “If you expect to learn golf in one lesson, you’re expecting a miracle. And if you’re […] More

  • God and Gifts

    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…” “I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…” “I PRAY FOR A […] More

  • Not Again!!!

    After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age […] More

  • Good advice…

    A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!!” and the cat runs away. “See?” says the mother mouse to her baby, “how important it is for you to learn a foreign language?” More

  • The good news

    A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his eyelid and wielding the reflex hammer. The doctor says: “Ah, I’m glad you’re awake. I’m afraid I have some good news and some bad news.” […] More

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