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  • Pepsi Genie

    It was a black man…..a hungry, thirsty bum. He was looking for food in a garbage can, when suddenly he finds a can of Pepsi. He opens the can and a magic genie comes out. “You get three wishes, be very careful and don’t spoil them.” “OK, OK,” and without hesitation he says, “first I […] More

  • Switching channels

    An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the p0rn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake! Leave it on the p0rn channel. You already know how to fish!” More

  • Holiday Feast

    A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, “I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other.” The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he […] More

  • Doctor and patient

    Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on. “I’m about to close,” the surgeon says. The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, “I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!” […] More

  • Facts of life…

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son…. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve […] More

  • Rulers and Servants!

    An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour and thousands upon thousands of clerks poured out of their offices. The place was crammed with bicycles and pedestrians. […] More

  • Don’t be Smart with Kids!

    In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the […] More

  • Material Damage

    A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” “You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous” retorted […] More

  • Life on the Moon

    Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl, who was busily stirring the contents of a meteoroid pot. “Hi,” he said, introducing himself. “I’m an astronaut, here to discover […] More

  • Safe Driver Award

    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do […] More

  • Number Jokes

    A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, “Number twelve!” The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, “Number four!” Again, the […] More

  • Bee Between Legs

    A young couple went to a nude beach on a sunny day. They got rid of all their clothes and lay down. Suddenly a bee flew into the woman’s vagìna, and as you all might guess it wasn’t very pleasant! So,they rushed to the nearest hospital where the local Doc tries to solve the problem. […] More

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