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  • Life choices

    An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out sex̣. . He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family […] More

  • Whiskey Shots

    A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot and does the same. The bartender asks, “Why did you do […] More

  • Late Bus

    Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’. The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I […] More

  • Biggest jerks

    Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense. He turned to his wife with a questioning look on his face and said: “I’ll never understand why the biggest […] More

  • How many is a Brazilian?

    A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her husband says: “It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved.” “I know,” the blonde says. “But how many is a Brazilian?” More

  • No One Slept with Mom

    Ever notice how a 4-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults ? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by […] More

  • Climb The Pole

    A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking blonde and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it. When she told her mother what happened, her mother scolded her: “Don’t you understand that they only wanted to see your underwear?” The girl […] More

  • Husband Calling

    Mick’s wife was furiously humping away with her husband’s best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation. “Who was it?” the back stabbing buddy asked. “Oh, that was Mick,” she replied calmly. “Oh crap, I’d better be going then!” he […] More

  • Cheers Everybody!

    In our life, problems may go from “Haywards 2000” to “Haywards 5000”, but we must take them as a “Royal Challenge” otherwise people will call us “Old Monk” and put a “Black Label” on our name. So, we must learn from “Teachers” to fight like “Jack Daniel”, live like a “Bagpiper”, walk like “Johny Walker”, […] More

  • The Vase

    A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he’s […] More

  • Two lions

    Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One of them his licking his a$$hole. The other lion asked him, “Why are you licking your a$$hole?” The second lion replied, “Aww, I just ate a lawyer and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth.” More

  • Dining Companion

    A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way […] More

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