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  • Stopped By The Police

    John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.” Just […] More

  • Reasonable doubt…

    Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he’ll probably be convicted, resorts to a clever trick. “Ladies and gentlemen […] More

  • Bad Drivers

    There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!” More

  • Rude jerk

    This guy walked into a lounge, and this was one of those type of guys that’s bold and rude and will say about anything to a woman, you know the type, and he noticed this attractive lady siting by her self. The guy walks over and sits down beside her and says: “You know baby, […] More

  • Use of money

    Two college students, Desmond and Kurt, were walking on the pavement when they were approached by a beggar asking for money. Kurt tries to shoo him away, but Desmond takes out his wallet, pulls out a few bills and hands them to the beggar. The beggar thanks him and moves on. Kurt is annoyed by […] More

  • Flying Lessons

    A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her […] More

  • Train Test

    Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?” Tom says: […] More

  • TGIF

    A businessman got into an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, ‘T-G-I-F’ He smiled at her and replied, ‘S-H-I-T’ She looked at him puzzled and said, ‘T-G-I-F’ again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, ‘S-H-I-T.’ The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she […] More

  • Free Advice At Social Affairs?

    A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and remarked, “I never know how to handle the situation when I’m asked for medical advice during […] More

  • Fear of Flying

    There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and […] More

  • Make It Off The Island

    There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out […] More

  • Supermarket

    The man approached a very beautiful blonde woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asks. “Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.” More

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