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  • Happy Mother’s Day!

    A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again, “Seriously, what’s wrong?” “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids […] More

  • Duckman

    A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “May I help you, sir?” The duck says, “Yeah. Help me get this human out of my as$.” More

  • To the Moon

    After the tiring wedding ceremony, the tired groom gets romantic and says to the bride, “Darling, should I take you on a ride to the Moon or do you prefer the stars?” The bridely replies, “Sweetheart, why don’t you show me your rocket first. I will decide only after I see it.” More

  • The Story Of A Very Short Man

    A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time?” The guy says,” Oh, I want them both now. One’s for me and one’s for this little guy here,” and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his […] More

  • Patient’s Dilemma…

    A woman called up the hospital and said, ”I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,” The RMO replied, ”She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home […] More

  • Expensive Dress!

    Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as […] More

  • Right Diagnosis

    Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, “There must be something terribly wrong with me.” “Why do you say that?” asked the doctor. “All the other doctors seem to disagree with your diagnosis.” “Don’t you worry.” consoled the doctor. “In a similar case […] More

  • Benefits of Being an Atheist

    A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts. However, the atheist had a good life. An excellent, well-payed job, and a beautiful wife, lovely, healthy, children, whereas the religious […] More

  • Dad’ Role!

    My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. “I look like Mom,” said my nine-year-old, “but I have Dad’s eyes and Dad’s lips.” The six-year-old said, “And I look just like Dad, but I have light hair.” Then she turned to me. “Mom,” she asked, “what does Dad have to do with us […] More

  • Colonoscopy Test

    After returning home from a colonoscopy an upper middle aged man received a call from his friend to see how the test turned out. He told his buddy that the doctor had found a large blockage. The friend asked, “Didn’t I tell you a while back that bananas were good for your colon?” The middle […] More

  • Alligator Woes

    Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it.” “Well,” says the big alligator, “what have […] More

  • False Analogy

    A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. A few minutes later, he says to no one in particular, “All lawyers are a$sholes.” The fellow next to him lit into him. “How dare you just stereotypically categorize all lawyers as a$sholes? How have you missed that it’s just not okay to cast aspersions […] More

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