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  • Most Wanted!

    Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives […] More

  • Family Finances

    A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.” More

  • Nine In A Room

    In Budapest, a man goes to the priest and complains, “Life is unbearable. There are nine of us living in one room. What can I do?” The priest answers, “Take your goat into the room with you.” The man in incredulous, but the priest insists. “Do as I say and come back in a week.” […] More

  • You’ve got mail!

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again […] More

  • Teacher said

    In class, the teacher said, “I shall write a sentence on the blackboard. Find the error.” She wrote, “I did not have very happy holidays.” “What is the mistake Henry?” Henry thought. “Perhaps you needed a boyfriend.” More

  • Daring Husband

    A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother.” (A big round of plause & laughter) A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said […] More

  • Corruption Case

    At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” […] More

  • Complimentary!

    A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there’s no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice say, ‘Nice suit.’ He looks around and doesn’t see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the […] More

  • Spaghetti

    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have […] More

  • Not Guilty!

    A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job… He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the […] More

  • Small Town Policeman

    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said be quiet! […] More

  • Get a job!

    The Social Security said to Johnny, “Why don’t you get a job?” “What for?” he replied. “So you can put some money in the bank until one day you’ll have enough to retire and you can stop working.” “But I’m not working now,” he retorted. More

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