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Sam And His Homework

One day the teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework. Sam simply said – “No, he did it all by himself”! More

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “You do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber […] More

Statistics

John (reading a newspaper): Hey, Pete, guess what. According to recent statistics, 87% of young people have backache. Pete: Really? And how about the other 13%? How do they do in order not to have backache? John continues reading for a while, then he says: They don’t have computers. More

The Rope

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up […] More

Fat and Soda

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little soda and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The […] More

First Proctology Exam

A Guy goes into a proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there were three items on a stand next […] More

Blonde should not be a pilot

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and […] More

Who get the job

A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The […] More

Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to […] More

Finding Her Place

On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?” Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.” Blonde nodded, and said, “Oh good. Then this is my row.” More

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave […] More

Keeping a Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the […] More

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