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  • Doctor demented

    A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.” Then the German doctor bragged, “That”s nothing, we can […] More

  • Blonde Counsellor

    A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was […] More

  • Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers’ convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display […] More

  • Cheap cat

    One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78. The […] More

  • Best Sermon

    After years of his wife’s pleading, this rich good ole’ boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher’s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. He said, “Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!” […] More

  • Blonde Alternative to Cell Phone

    Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?” Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.” Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?” Blonde: “No, but I figure […] More

  • Grandpa and Granddaughter

    Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa’s lap as he reads the paper not paying any attention to her. So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more puzzled. She finally asks, “Grandpa, did God […] More

  • Miracle Doctor

    A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. “Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I […] More

  • Blonde’s appendicitis

    A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.” More

  • Bird brained

    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; “Dat”s Dem”. The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere”, says Mick, “Put dem in a pepper bag” The shopkeeper […] More

  • Blonde’s connection down

    A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. “That’s OK,” says the blonde. “Why don’t you check it and forward me what I got?” More

  • Sports fishing!

    While sports fishing off the Malabar coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?!” “No,” the man hollered back, “They ain’t been around for years!” […] More

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