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  • God will save me..

    There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said, “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied again, “No God […] More

  • A Good Smoke

    Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, “I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?” “Why don’t you ask the rabbi?” says Jim. Bob sees the Rabbi and asks, “Rabbi, is it permissible for me to smoke while I pray?” “No, you may not. That’s utterly disrespectful to our […] More

  • A Cell Phone Wedding

    Did you hear about the cell phones that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.   More

  • New Technology

    I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me? “Whereisthespacebar?” More

  • Mrs. Rabbit

    “Listen up!” Noah said in a demanding voice. “There will be NO se x on this trip. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your peckers back.” After about a week […] More

  • Driving home

    Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: – Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: – You good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you? […] More

  • Haven’t I seen your face before?

    – “Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. – “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter.” – “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!” More

  • Solve the problem

    The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. “We’ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don’t seem to be able to get pregnant,” she confessed miserably. “I’m sure we’ll solve your problem,” the doctor reassured her. “If […] More

  • Two sisters, one blonde and on

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last […] More

  • Blind, blond & ballsy

    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?” The man said to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he’s blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is […] More

  • Coffee Maker

    The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready. A few weeks later the goober was back in the […] More

  • I Won!

    A blonde walked in a diner and orders a cup of coffee. When she gets her drink, she notices that it has a “contest game piece” on the side of the cup. She peels off the sticker and instantly starts screaming, “I won a motor home!” She continues shoulting, “I won a motor home!” until […] More

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