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  • Only Real Fashion

    A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of […] More

  • Women Hunters

    Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, “Wow, where did you get that?” She says, “I […] More

  • Those Blond Men

    A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: Did you find the shampoo? He answers: Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine. A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet. The […] More

  • A young blonde

    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe […] More

  • Millions of clocks

    A man died and he went to heaven. In heaven there were very huge walls with millions of clocks attached on it. Sometimes a hand on a clock was moving a little bit. The man called Saint Peter: “Mr. Peter, may I ask you a question… What are all these clocks doing here?” Saint Peter: […] More

  • Training The Blonde

    An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the […] More

  • Pregnant With Twins

    The other day my neighbor, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘What the heck,’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, “I have some really great news!” I said, “Great. Tell me why […] More

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