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  • Misleading notices

    Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. “They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Joe. “It said, ‘FINE FOR PARKING HERE’.” More

  • B positive

    Patient: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group. Nurse: B positive. Patient: Please tell me soon… Nurse: B positive. Patient: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group. More

  • No waves

    A wealthy gentleman is taking a sea voyage around the world. After the first night at sea he walks onto the deck and says to the captain, “The sea is so calm. No waves at all. Why has the ship been wobbling the whole night.” “We’ve got five couples of newly-weds on board…” More

  • Unable to serve

    A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “We’ll give you $300 if we’re unable to serve you any entree you order.” He sat down and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver on rye. The waitress took the order and left. All of a sudden, the man heard terrible noises […] More

  • I Can Guess How Many

    Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, […] More

  • Condo of their dreams

    The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had […] More

  • Sharing the work

    Bambi, the blonde secretary, was out with an appendicitis. Her co-worker came to visit her in the hospital, and after a short while, the conversation turned to work. “How are things at the office going?” Bambi asked. “Well, they’re all sharing your work. Julie is making the coffee, Brooke is reading all your magazines, and […] More

  • Symptoms

    A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The aged gentleman replied: “Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my […] More

  • Prayers

    A Sunday School teacher asked her pupils, “Now, children, do you all say your prayers at night?” A little boy answered: “My Mommy says my prayers.” “I see,” said the teacher, “and what does your Mother say?” Replied the little boy: “THANK GOD HE’S IN BED!” More

  • Two liars

    Two liars were walking down the road, when one turned to the other and said, “See that cliff there? I jumped off it last night.” And the other replied, “I know… I saw you.” More

  • Know nothing

    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. “Look,” she […] More

  • Burglary trial

    The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I plainly saw him take the goods.” The lawyer asked again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?” “Yes,” said Sam, […] More

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