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    Hot new doc

    Dirty Harry went to a new doctor, only to find that the new doc was a good looking blonde female. He gaped at her and then felt embarrassed. The lady doctor said, “There’s nothing to worry, you are with a professional. I have seen it all before, just tell me your problem and I will […] More

  • Bright Idea

    On the first day of third grade, Little Johnny’s teacher was conducting a game to break the ice for the new students. The appointed student was to describe their father’s profession in five words. The rest of the class were challenged to guess what the work was, and the correct answer allowed them to be […] More

  • Casino Money

    A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The next morning he walked outside and found […] More

  • Horse Tears

    A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. I don’t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right […] More

  • Pretend Marriage

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she […] More

  • Eating Right

    A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, “Doc, I’m just not feeling well.” The doctor replies, “Maybe you’re not eating right.” More

  • Pretending

    There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.” So, the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her […] More

  • Stuck Under A Bridge

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car […] More

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    The Happy Hangover

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to […] More

  • Pirate visits bar

    A pirate was talking to a “land-luvver” in a bar. The land-luvver noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-luvver just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He […] More

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    Twenty Bucks

    A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’d never been with a h00ker before, but he decides what the hell it’s only twenty bucks. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it’s […] More

  • Charge by the inch

    Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, “Hey! How about it babe? You and me?” As she got up to move, he said loudly, “Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but […] More

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