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  • Kiss

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?” “No, I don’t,” said the little boy “Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing […] More

  • Who I am

    One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in […] More

  • Four Surgeons

    Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order”. The third surgeon said, “I […] More

  • A visit with Grandpa…

    A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.” “What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?” “No problem at […] More

  • Irish Sugar Test

    One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist and says, “Could you taste this for me, please?” The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his […] More

  • Cannibals

    One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “If you do what we say, we won’t kill you”. So the 3 people followed the orders which were to go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of your choice. So the first person came back out of the forest […] More

  • Is there a problem?

    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do […] More

  • Golf in Heaven

    Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a golf course in Heaven. The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days. After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the […] More

  • Oak

    A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of penisês are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is […] More

  • Answer this..

    Teacher: “Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?” Student: “A heart attack.” More

  • Complete coverage

    Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy…the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done.” A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man’s gown and […] More

  • Burglar’s secret

    A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but you’ll get your chance in court,” says the duty officer. “No, you don’t understand,” says the man. “I want to know how he got in the house without waking […] More

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