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  • The answer

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, “I guess we answered that question!” More

  • Long Tour of Duty

    I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew most of the staff. As I sat with other prospective jurors listening to a woman drone on about how long the process was taking, a judge and two lawyers passed by, giving me a big hello. A minute later, a few maintenance […] More

  • Dead Again

    A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral […] More

  • Skiing Backwards..

    A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she found a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself. Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards, out into the open and down the slope with her pants around her knees. She crashed […] More

  • Unique birthday gift

    Joe, a billionaire, was in a dilemma. His wife’s birthday was approaching and he didn’t have a clue what to gift her. There was nothing that she didn’t already have. So, when he shared his problem with a friend, the friend suggested: “I have a great idea. You can prepare a certificate for her which […] More

  • Boys-Out Trip!

    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob’s friends were very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only […] More

  • Working…

    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then […] More

  • Gallery Sale

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. “Well, I have good news and bad news,” the owner responded. “The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it […] More

  • In the mirror

    Joshina asks her husband Derek for money, so she can go and buy groceries from the local store. She asks for 50 dollars but Derek tells her, “You out of your mind?”. He then pulls her to the mirror, and says, “I’ll show you something. This 50-dollar bill is mine and the one you see […] More

  • Delirious

    Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt? You’re in a hospital, sir. I’m with the police. We weren’t sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember. Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, […] More

  • Wet Smokers

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. Lady 1: Where’d you get it? Lady 2: You can get […] More

  • Hair Spray

    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to […] More

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