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  • I Need a Job

    Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.” Employer: “I’m sorry, we already have enough consultants.” Applicant: “That’s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.” Employer: “More than we can use already.” Applicant: As he is getting desperate, “I’m not proud, I can do paperwork, I’ll be a clerk. If you […] More

  • Salad for Dinner

    I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, “Are we having salad for dinner?” “Yes we are, how did you know?” she asked. I replied, “Because I can’t hear the smoke alarm.” More

  • Test Performance

    Little Anne came running into the house after the school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got 100 in school today!” “That’s great sweetheart!” said her daddy. “Come into the living room and tell me about it,” daddy continued. Little Anne said, “Well, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math and 20 in science.” More

  • Parrot In Flight

    On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whiskey!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out […] More

  • Two Friends

    Two friends are talking and one says to the other, “I am so tired of people not understanding what I’m talking about.” His friend asks, “What do you mean?” More

  • Strange People Are Here

    There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘ Angus said. ‘But there are […] More

  • A Bunny Story

    Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn’t stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, […] More

  • Didn’t expect

    A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me, […] More

  • Smile On Your Face

    Whenever you feel sad… It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”! More

  • Flowers Again

    As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John’s noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. “You in trouble with Jill?” the friend asked John. “Nope!” was John’s reply. “Preventive maintenance.” More

  • Overemotional sissy

    My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first, I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He’s still in prison. More

  • One wish

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was […] More

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