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  • Money to charity

    Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.” More

  • Good progress

    A psychiatrist congratulated his patient on making such good progress. “You call this progress?” snapped the patient. “Six months ago, I was Abraham Lincoln. Now I’m nobody! More

  • What in bag?

    Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod […] More

  • Between 5 & 6

    The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6? I respectfully replied, “Kindergarten, sir.” More

  • Biology lesson

    Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it’s normal size, and state the conditions.” Mary gasped and said in a huff, “Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear […] More

  • Bill & Moe

    Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes. Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, former customers disappeared, the business failed, and personal debts […] More

  • Dear Santa, I want…

    A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: “Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas.” Santa writes back, “Dear Timmy send me me your mommy.” More

  • Don’t worry…

    Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a “dream home”. Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. “Joe,” she […] More

  • Grandma Loves Oranges

    A young teenaged girl was a pro$titute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brỏthel and arrested a group of prỏstitutes, including the young girl. The girls were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in […] More

  • Automobile Dealership

    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door […] More

  • Getting a Cake

    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his […] More

  • Sticky Hair?

    Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, “Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit replies, “No Bear, I don’t. Why do you ask?” So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his a$$ with him. More

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